My bed is, by far, one of the most comfortable items in all of the land.

There are many like it, but this one is mine.

It is three layers tall, one box spring, one mattress, and one foam... thing... I don't know what to call it actually, it looks like a giant sponge but you lay on it. It's kinda like a memory foam piece but it's not. it's thicker and less plush and actually mattress sized...

Crap, I have no clue what this is called. Hang on I'll get an example.


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Whatever, the point is it is extremely comfortable. Sometimes I feel as though my bed is my only true friend in this dark, sad, world that we live in...

UNLESS IF I'M TRYING TO FALL ASLEEP: Oh my god that is so annoying, I mean I already know from the millions of internet memes about this I'm not the only one with this problem but if I have to go to bed early (eg. earlier than like two AM) I can't fall asleep for the life of me; I just can't find a comfortable position.

But when the terrible beast they call the morning comes and I have to wake up at SIX FREAKING O'CLOCK LIKE AN ANIMAL TO FORCE MY WAY THROUGH THE MESS OF THE EDUCATION SYSTEM; it is the most comfortable thing on the planet and I cannot be bothered to leave it. Except I have to leave it. Which makes me sad. See, frowny face >>> :(.

The motivation for me writing this is the fact that I have homework that needs to be done but I'd desperately rather be fast asleep. Or in a coma for that matter, that sounds more fun.

Whatever, this has been a Matthew wiki entry (first one in like a year). Damn I'm tired.

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