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IT'S THE TIME YOU WEAR A TOP HAT MADE OF NILLA WAFERS!

But seriously, this is actually a real song made by the famous internet comedy duo, RHETT AND LINK.

You might know them from the Fast Food Folk Song, or maybe not.
Nilla Wafer Top Hat Time Song - Rhett & Link02:52

Nilla Wafer Top Hat Time Song - Rhett & Link

...Imma just post the lyrics now.
200px-Nilla Wafer Top Hat Time Single Cover

LyricsEdit

There's a time, of which none speak,

A secret time lost in the briny deep.


You know all about:

Half time,

Big time,

Break time,

Lunch time,

Dinner, dinner time,

Tee time,

Free time,

Me time,

The time,

You'd undo if you could travel in time.

Space time,

Face time,

Hard time,

Hammertime,

In the meantime,

Miller time,

Daytime,

Snack time,

Nap time,

Night time,

bath time,

Bed time,

Business time.

But don't forget about...


Nilla Wafer Top Hat Time.

It's the time you wear a hat,

Made out of Nilla Wafers.

Nilla Wafer Top Hat Time.

It's the best time

In the history of mankind.


One day,

There was a knock at my door,

A mysterious drifter,

Was on the other side.

In his hands, was a box,

And on his lips were the words:

"Listen closely, I don't have much time."


Then he reached in the box and pulled out,

A Nilla Wafer top hat, from inside.

He said "Wear it, when its time,"

And I said, "What time?"

And then he died.

Later I realized he was talking about...


Nilla Wafer Top Hat Time.

It's the time you wear a hat,

Made out of Nilla Wafers.

Nilla Wafer Top Hat Time.

It's the best time

In the history of mankind.


Nilla Wafer Top Hat Time!

Nilla Wafer Top Hat Time!

Nilla Wafer Top Hat Time!

Nilla Wafer Top Hat Time!

Nilla Wafer Top Hat Time!

Nilla Wafer Top Hat Time!

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